girls: why are all the cute guys gay
me: have you seen straight guys
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jonnypatrick: I hate how I act once I start liking a boy. Someone needs to tell me to take a breather because I always freak out and get jealous and think about him all the time. The fact that he’s off in NYC having tons of fun with his friends makes me jealous… Why can’t I be normal and chill? Letting someone new into my life is terrible for my emotions. I trust him wholeheartedly, but it...
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maximumbuttitude: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
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cuz we some classy mother fuckers.